An Afrikan, living in London walked into a Grocery Store. He wanted to buy the best dog food in the world for his little puppy. He went up to the cash register to buy the food. The salesman told him that the store did not allow black people to buy animal food unless they show the actual animal because a lot of them like to feed their family whith animal food. So, the African went home, got his dog and went back to the store to buy the dog food.
The following day he came back to buy the best cat food round. But the Salesman told him the same thing, so the African went back home and brought his cat to the Grocery Store to buy the cat food.
The third day the African went to the Grocery Store again carrying a plastic shoppingbag. He went up to the salesman and said,
"Put your hand inside here," The Salesman shook his head.
"NO", he said, "there is probably something in there that will bite me!".
"I promise you that there is nothing in here that will bite you.", the African said.
So the Salesman stuck his hand inside the shoppingbag and felt something soft and juicy inside.
What are you up to? He asked.
"I just want to buy toiletpaper", said the African.
