Only three words can truly cover the accurate description of this product: Holy f***ing s**t.
Yes, we've gone there. With pride, we unveil the KaleCoAuto Car to Tank kit! Featuring high strength steel construction and military grade components, we're sure this kit will survive even the harshest urban environments. Never wait in traffic again. Simply bolts to the roof of your vehicle, and takes the same easy to obtain ammunition used by the M1-A1.
How can this be legal, you ask? Well to be honest, lawyers are pretty damn expensive. We have taken a new approach: Launch the product, and then watch the news.
