Úrslit í kvartmílu fyrsta og önnur umferð.

 

MC flokkur

Fyrsta umferð.

 

1. sæti.  Ómar Nordal  

2. sæti.   Þröstur Guðnason

3. sæti.   Smári Helgason

 

Önnur umferð.

 

1.      sæti.   Ómar Nordal

2.      sæti.   Harry Herlufsen

3.      sæti.    Smári Helgason

 

Super Pro  ( braket)

 

1. sæti.  Benidikt Eiríksson

2. sæti.  Sigurður Jakobsson

3. sæti.  Magnús Bergsson

 

Önnur umferð.

 

1.      sæti.  Benidikt Eiríksson

2.      sæti.  Sigurður Jakobsson

3.      sæti.  Magnús Bergson

 

GT flokkur

Fyrsta umferð

 

1.      sæti.  Daníel  Hlíðberg

2.      sæti.  Jón Gunnar

3.      sæti.  Ingólfur Arnarson

1. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my
electron. "The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies,
"Yes, I'm positive..."

3. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll
serve you but don't start anything."

4. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we
don't serve food in here."

5. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

6. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm
and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

7. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other:
"Does this taste funny to you?"

8. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.." "Is it common?" "It's
Not Unusual."

9. Two cows standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says
to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I
don't believe you," said Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" Exclaimed
Daisy.

10. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were
nothing to look at either.

11. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

12. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's
cross-eyed, is there any thing you can do for him?" "Well," says
the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and
examines his eyes. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put
him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's
really heavy."

13. Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And
there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them.
It's either my mom or my dad or maybe my older brother Calvin or
my younger brother Hop-Sing-Lee. But I'm pretty sure it's
Calvin.

14. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I
couldn't find any.

15. I went to the butcher's the other day to bet him 50 bucks
that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No,
the steaks are too high."

16. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He
shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor
replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"

17. I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.

18. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit
a fire in the craft, it sank, proving that you can't have your
kayak and heat it too.

19. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

20. Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender
here?"

What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:


If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard workand Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull shit and Ass-kissing that will put you over the top.

Það er eitthvað af skírteinum sem félagsmenn eiga eftir að sækja,ef þið viljið fá þau send þá þurfið þið að senda mér tölvupóst með uppl. um nafn og heimili,annars er opið hús alla fimmtudaga.

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Árgerð 2003  Ekinn 25 þ.km.  
Nýskráður 7 / 2003  Næsta skoðun 2004  

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