Kvartmílan => Almennt Spjall => Topic started by: 1965 Chevy II on September 19, 2006, 20:31:38

Title: Pentagonið búið að leysa vandann í Írak
Post by: 1965 Chevy II on September 19, 2006, 20:31:38

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of
a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the
United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be
dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the
following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.  :lol:

Title: Pentagonið búið að leysa vandann í Írak
Post by: firebird400 on September 19, 2006, 23:08:27

:lol:

Title: Pentagonið búið að leysa vandann í Írak
Post by: moparforever on September 20, 2006, 08:31:25

Spurning um að fá þessa ágætu sveit til að koma við á okkar afleita Alþingi á leiðinni heim?  :wink:

Title: Pentagonið búið að leysa vandann í Írak
Post by: ADLER on September 20, 2006, 17:55:18

Þessi er góður. Ég myndi vilja senda þá á Umferðaráð  :wink:

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