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The Original Ford Joke Book
« on: May 28, 2008, 01:16:04 »
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 An Irishman, Dutchman and Jew died and they went to heaven in their autos.  First came the Jew.  St. Peter asked what make his car was and he replied, "A Buick."
     "You can't go in," said St. Peter.
     Next came the Dutchman and St Peter asked the make of his car.  He said his was an Overland.
     You can't go in," said St. Peter.
     "Last came the Irishman.  St. Peter asked him the make of his car and the Irishman replied, "A Ford."
     "Well," said St. Peter, "you can go in, for you've had your hell on earth."
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Re: The Original Ford Joke Book
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2008, 20:45:01 »
Hahaha :D =D>
Mikill höfuðverkur og hiti að eiga ....  #-o ](*,)
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Re: The Original Ford Joke Book
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2008, 22:25:45 »
góðir þessir
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Re: The Original Ford Joke Book
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2008, 22:46:51 »
Höfuðverkur er það ekki en eins og allir vita er Fordinn heitur \:D/
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Re: The Original Ford Joke Book
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2008, 03:15:09 »
 Henry Ford, the man who made walking a pleasure.
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