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Racer:
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM


1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.

3. Put a couple of giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:


Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.


PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

Frikki...:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :lol:  :lol:

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maður þarf að vera helvíti tómur í hausnum eða í sjálfsmorðshugleiðingum til að reyna brjótast inn við þessar aðstæður

Inga:
Hahahahahahahaha!!!  :lol:
Þú ert samt að grínast með myndirnar á síðunni hjá gaurnum! Hann er allavega örugglega með rafmagnað hár.. \:D/

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