FORD MUSTANG =Fix Or Repair Daily,
MUSTANG Mostly Unwanted Scrap Tin And Needless Garbage
http://www.junkmycar.com/ford/junk_mustang.html
What would you have if you had 100 Ford MUSTANG and one Trans Am.
You would have a good junkyard and one sport car
kvað er Ford lestu allt á linknum
http://www.simnet.is/ingla/adalFrameset1.htm
Eigum við að byrja á þessu?!
"Did you know that 80 percent of Chevys are still on the road... the other 20% made it home"
"On a quiet night you can hear a Ford rust" well it might be true but.. "It doesn´t have to be a quiet night to here a Chevy rust"
"Those who say they would rather push a Chevy than drive a Ford usually do"
Q. How do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
A. Push it off a cliff.
Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Chevy's owners manual?
A. The bus schedule
Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said, "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my Chevy"?
A. Sounds like a fair trade.
Q. What do you call a Chevy at the top of a hill?
A. A miracle?
Q. How do you double the value of a Chevy?
A. Fill up the gas tank.
Q. What do you call a Chevy with brakes?
A. Customized.
Q. How do you make a Chevy go faster down hill?
A. Turn the engine off.
Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy?
A. Park it between two Fords
